Do a bunch of pushups and buy this stuff. You'll thank us!

Buy a gas mask dummy! You will need this for sure. SOLD OUT!!! The Rapture MUST be coming! To carry stuff rapture related. Fer stabbin. Quick getaway vehicle.

It's like weird n stuff...but it's not. ~ Tilly Anderson Knowing that the Rapture is coming has changed my life. I Gave everything to the Crapture Fund ~ Logan Durgen When my leg fell off I just knew it was that darn rapture again. ~ Maggie Terp We're all gonna die... ~ Billy