It's the rapture. The end of the world. And it's happening on October 21st 2011. Harold Camping, predicts that 200 million Christians will be taken to heaven Saturday before a catastrophe strikes the planet.

How could you not trust a face like this?


Whoa! That's heavy. So in a nutshell, we're all gonna die. It's kinda a big deal... But what is this catastrophe?

Well, we here at The Crapture have our top men working on it, top... men... and through science and technology, we have deduced that the catastrophe will likely be total destruction brought upon us by FIZGIG!!!



FIZGIG!!!


With a slight chance of Serpentor...



Either way, we are screwed.

It's like weird n stuff...but it's not.
~ Tilly Anderson
Knowing that the Rapture is coming has changed my life. I Gave everything to the Crapture Fund
~ Logan Durgen
When I broke my face I just knew it was that darn rapture again.
~ Maggie Terp
We're all gonna die...
~ Billy
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